Saturday, January 17, 2009

Fishing for a mermaid

I have a new fly that should work. I use a 2-carat diamond at the head of the fly, with the body wrapped with $100 bills.
I figure if I fish it slowly, very slowly, under the icy surface I just might catch one of these gal-fish.
What to you think?
I know what Mrs. Koontz thinks.
She thinks it's too cold to go fly fishing.

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