Fishing for a mermaid

I have a new fly that should work. I use a 2-carat diamond at the head of the fly, with the body wrapped with $100 bills.

I figure if I fish it slowly, very slowly, under the icy surface I just might catch one of these gal-fish.

What to you think?

I know what Mrs. Koontz thinks.

She thinks it's too cold to go fly fishing.

Ha.