Fishing lure big enough to catch a bar

Ain't this thing something else?
I like to fish with big flies at times, mainly because they all say you have to use a big fly to catch a big fish.
But seriously, folks.
This 5-foot fishing lure, which cost $447 at GreatBig Stuff.com, must be something to behold and probably is more useful as an ornament hanging from a ceiling or over a bar.
Over a bar?
How about fishing for bar... as in black bar in the Smoky Mountains?
That's a man's sport, especially when one attempts to net the furry catch.